Category Archives: Liz Pierce

And Then I Woke Up Dead

Elizabeth Ann Pierce once again takes us to the contemporary fantasy world of Just Another Day in Suburbia, this time with the tale of Muzak’s first days as a zombie…

And Then I Woke Up Dead - a short novel by Elizabeth Ann PierceAnd Then I Woke Up Dead

A “Suburbia” short novel.

Muzak knew about zombies – he’d seen them on the streets, doing the menial jobs they’d been created for, jobs no living person wanted to do. He just never expected to find himself shuffling along as one of the walking dead, anti-freeze coursing through his veins. To be honest, he’d had higher expectations of the after-life – at the very least, a better wardrobe.

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Pinkerton Dwarf, P.I. – Case File 001: Renault

Elizabeth Ann Pierce shares another story from the slightly off-kilter world in Just Another Day in Suburbia, in this latest tale – where we go back to the nineties to see Pinkerton Dwarf in his first, unexpected, case.

Pinkerton Dwarf, P.I. - 001, a short story by Elizabeth Ann PiercePinkerton Dwarf, P.I. – Case File 001: Renault

When the tall, red-haired woman walked into Grady’s Bar and Grill on that dark and stormy night, newly-licensed private investigator, Pinkerton Dwarf knew at a glance that she wasn’t the date he was waiting for. He didn’t know that Monica Renault would turn out to be his first official client, or that his date had gone awry before it even began.

a “Suburbia” short story by Elizabeth Ann Pierce

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No Plan for Chaos

We enjoyed getting to know the slightly off-kilter world in Just Another Day in Suburbia so much, that we begged author Elizabeth Ann Pierce to tell more stories in this world. We’re delighted to announce that her latest, No Plan for Chaos, takes us back to the day the Goblins arrived in the real world… with chaotic results!

No Plan For Chaos - a short novel by Elizabeth Ann PierceNo Plan for Chaos

a short novel by Elizabeth Ann Pierce

The Goblins emerged from the Faerie Realm into the Real World in the most unexpected manner: drifting in on the breeze, settling on rooftops, in the trees, in the road. In a world filled with unfamiliar dangers, Skeezix the Goblin discovers the key to the Goblins’ survival in the unlikeliest of places: a discarded cup of diet cola.

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Just Another Day in Suburbia

Things haven’t been the same since Masaman the Troll bought the old fixer-upper on Oak Tree Lane — and how could they be? He’s got a Zombie overseeing renovations, a Dwarf and a Goblin join him (and the Zombie) for their weekly Poker Night, and there’s at least one person who wants them all to go back to living under a bridge somewhere.

That’s right, we’re talking about characters from Elizabeth Ann Pierce’s new novel, Just Another Day in Suburbia – and we’re absolutely delighted to be introducing them to you!

Just Another Day in Suburbia - a novel by Elizabeth Ann PierceJust Another Day in Suburbia

Forest Glen, Pennsylvania. A peaceful suburban neighborhood where nothing unusual ever happened — until the day Masaman the Troll moved out from under his bridge and bought the old fixer-upper on Oak Tree Lane.

Now Goblins swarm the neighbor’s front porch and kitchen windowsill in search of freshly baked pies and cookies; a cat-food eating Zombie canvasses the residents, looking for landscaping and interior decorating opportunities; and a Dwarf takes time out from Poker Night to investigate the rash of burglaries that suddenly plague the neighborhood.

And the Neighborhood Watch has no idea who it should be watching.

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Gearing up for Spring Break

We snuck author Elizabeth Ann Pierce‘s new short story, Eternally Grounded, in on you during Read An E-Book Week — and it was well-received! — without giving it a proper introduction.

So here, without any further ado, we’d like to introduce the newest author at Camden Park Press, together with her first offering…

Eternally Grounded - an Olympus High short story by Elizabeth Ann PierceEternally Grounded

Grounded, guarded by the three-headed dog Cerberus, and forbidden from leaving the temple on Mount Olympus during the first weekend of Spring Break, Zeus and Hera’s teenage son Nikolos and his friends from Olympus High prove once again that teens will be teens — even if their parents are Gods.

An Olympus High short story

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